I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my come in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wanna drink
You wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
'Cause I'm your missing link.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
'Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren't a queer
With my come in your mouth.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored.

Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our Lord?
We're all so very bored!!