Been about a month since i had a shave
Full ass beard, on my face
Pullin it off though, it looks great
All that’s left is to maintain
Tell myself that I won’t slip
1 stray hair hanging on my lip
Grab my clippers, snip snip snip
And the fellas know what happens next...

It was just a trim
Didn’t think this would happen
Happen to me again
This is always what happens
I messed up
Now my beard’s uneven
Guess this means that I have to
Shave it down to the skin
Rebegin like a piece of shit
Listen
Only fools try to trim

I wonder if i’ll ever learn my lesson
It always happens but somehow i keep forgetting
Messing with my beard now my beard is missing
All this baby face failing’s getting real depressing
Just one time, lemme not fuck up
Lemme do a touch up with no self destruct
Can i please live happily
Trim away the scragglies
Feel attractive
Without symmetry distracting me
I’m a victim of selective memory
Can’t believe i gotta tell another beard to rest in peace
I’m gettin on my knees and I’m praying to beard god
In another month stop me from shaving my beard off
Thought i had control, next second i veered off
Irredeemable now, my only options to shear it off
But fear not
Because it will grow back
Mustache, chin strap, sideburns, soul patch

It was just a trim
Didn’t think this would happen
Happen to me again
This is always what happens
I messed up
Now my beard’s uneven
Guess this means that I have to
Shave it down to the skin
Rebegin like a piece of shit
Listen
Only fools try to trim