Little Suzie Greenberg with her head caved in
Soon will let me drown beneath the undertow
You better put that woman in a loony bin
'Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show

Suzie is an artist, she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be but a genius she is not
She says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist

Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie
Suzie, Suzie Greenberg

Suzie's 'bout as faithful as a slot machine
Pays off once in a while but then she'll rob you clean
She's always afraid that she's not sure what she's worth
She's out of her mind and she's not of this earth

The woman walks the streets like she's the queen of the town
Doesn't talk very much, she's very profound
Little Suzie Greenberg always playing the game
But today I'll bet she's probably forgotten my name