I could while away the hours,
Conversin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
My head I'd be scratchin,
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain.
I could solve any riddle,
For any individ'al,
In trouble, or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I would be another Lincoln,

If I only had a brain.
Oh, I, could tell you why,
the ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I'd never thought before.

And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin',
My head all full of stuffin,
My heart all full of pain.

I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
vacuum jam,
last two verses then:
(all):

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