Dear women
I hope this letter finds you well
My name is Barney
And I'm a bear
My bear wife doesnt appreciate you
Coming to the woods late at night without a man.
You're scaring my cubs by screaming "okurt"
Or whatever that godawful mess is you're saying
And leaving your wine bottles around the camp fire
You do not have any consideration for your surroundings
And I can not deal with your stupidity.
I hate you
I hate you don't choose me
I hate you
I hate you, I'm already married
You keep listing off bad men and serial killers
That you would choose a bear like me over..
My family would have a great feast on you and your stupid friends...
I would teach my children to hunt you.
You are making a mistake, but go ahead and be dumb.
I've heard guys have had enought of your stupidity as well.
Sincerely, Barney Bear
Xoxo
I hate you
I hate you don't choose me
I hate you
I hate you, i'm already married
Sincerely, Barney Bear
Xoxo
Xoxo
I'm already married
I'm already married
Dear women
I hope this letter finds you well
My name is Barney
And Im a bear
My bear wife doesnt appreciate you
Coming to the woods late at night without a man.