Larkas the handsome lady
With her perfectly chiseled jawline
Larkas the handsome lady
With her hairline so fine
Larkas the handsome lady
With her eyes popping out
Larkas the handsome lady
With her shoulders big and stout
Born in the heart of Russia
With a heart of bronze
She has a manly style
That could rival the Fonz
She has the strength
Of 10 well endowed men
She can leap heaps and bounds
Over the tallest building
She may be the most powerful
In all of the land
She can win power slap
With the width of her hand
She is the biggest lady
Anyone has ever seen
She can only be described as
Hefty and mean
Larkas the handsome lady
With her perfectly chiseled jawline
Larkas the handsome lady
With her hairline so fine
Larkas the handsome lady
With her eyes popping out
Larkas the handsome lady
With her shoulders big and stout
She walks with a swagger,
In boots of polished black,
Her biceps flex like mountains,
No strength does she lack.
Her voice, a deep thunder,
Echoes through the hall,
With laughter that rumbles,
She commands one and all.
In the gym, she's a legend,
Weights bend to her will,
Her push-ups shake the ground,
Her squats are a thrill.
With the grace of a lion,
And the might of a bear,
No one dares to challenge,
The power she'll share.
Larkas the handsome lady
With her perfectly chiseled jawline
Larkas the handsome lady
With her hairline so fine
Larkas the handsome lady
With her eyes popping out
Larkas the handsome lady
With her shoulders big and stout
In a world that's uncertain,
She stands tall and proud,
With a charm that's disarming,
And a laugh that's loud.
Her heart, strong and steady,
Her spirit, a flame,
Larkas, the handsome lady,
Everyone knows her name.
Larkas the handsome lady
With her perfectly chiseled jawline
Larkas the handsome lady
With her hairline so fine
Larkas the handsome lady
With her eyes popping out
Larkas the handsome lady
With her shoulders big and stout
In the ring, she's a champion,
No match for her might,
Her punches like thunder,
Her stance strong and tight.
With courage unyielding,
She faces her foes,
A force of pure nature,
From her head to her toes.
She breaks through the barriers,
With grit and with grace,
Every challenge she conquers,
Leaves a smile on her face.
A hero to many,
In her own unique way,
Larkas, the handsome lady,
Commands the day.
Larkas the handsome lady
With her perfectly chiseled jawline
Larkas the handsome lady
With her hairline so fine
Larkas the handsome lady
With her eyes popping out
Larkas the handsome lady
With her shoulders big and stout