Well it's Saturday noon and the sun's sittin' high
Got my charcoal glowin' see that smoke in the sky
With a cold beer in hand I'm the king of this land
Charcoal's my choice I'm the grillin' man
Well my neighbors come a-callin' drawn by the scent
Of Vaughn's ground beef money well spent
Kids are runnin' 'round playin' tag in the yard
While I'm flippin' those burgers grillin' ain't hard
Oh propane's for sissies tastes like chemicals it's true
Give me that charcoal flavor nothin' else will do
Burgers steaks and hot dogs grill marks are the key
Rare to medium's the way well done's a travesty
I got Vaughn's ground beef the best in the town
Spare no expense ain't no messin' around
With Dan-o's seasoning a shake and a flip
Grillin' up perfection every juicy little bit
Got the onions and tomatoes all sliced and fresh
Lettuce and pickles they're the best of the best
With buns toasted lightly we're stackin' 'em high
One bite of these burgers you'll reach for the sky
Oh propane's for sissies tastes like chemicals it's true
Give me that charcoal flavor nothin' else will do
Burgers steaks and hot dogs grill marks are the key
Rare to medium's the way well done's a travesty
Hot dogs need a little black just enough to please
Too much and they're witch fingers burnt by the breeze
Steaks with a char just enough to make you smile
Cookin' up a feast that's my backyard style
As the sun starts to set the fire's burnin' low
But the grill's still hot with that charcoal glow
We're tellin' tall tales laughin' 'til we cry
Underneath the stars with family by my side
Oh propane's for sissies tastes like chemicals it's true
Give me that charcoal flavor nothin' else will do
Burgers steaks and hot dogs grill marks are the key
Rare to medium's the way well done's a travesty
So gather 'round family grab a plate take a seat
With Vaughn's ground beef it's a culinary feat
Charcoal's the magic with a cold one in hand
In this grillin' kingdom I'm the master of the land
Oh propane's for sissies tastes like chemicals it's true
Give me that charcoal flavor nothin' else will do
Burgers steaks and hot dogs grill marks are the key
Rare to medium's the way well done's a travesty