I've been saving up
For a New bathroom
Plumbing doesn't work
So I've been collecting my doo doo
Some of it doesn't even
Stink stink anymore
But some of the fresher turds
Will make you drop to the floor
My family doesn't
Even come over anymore
They stopped coming
When the poop jugs reached 44
Stinkin up a storm
In my homestead tonight
Piss jugs ain't got nothin
On me, that's right
Poo jugs, poo jugs
Stackin to the roof
Poo jugs, poo jugs
This ain't no spoof
I've been dreaming of
A plumber's handy touch
But the budget's tight
So I'm stuck in this clutch
Neighbors are complaining
'Bout the smell in the air
But I've got bigger problems
Than their noses can bear
Every time I flush
It's a gamble with fate
One more jug added
To my poo jug estate
Stinkin up a storm
In my homestead tonight
Piss jugs ain't got nothin
On me, that's right
Stinkin up a storm
In my homestead tonight
Piss jugs ain't got nothin
On me, that's right
Poo jugs, poo jugs
Stackin to the roof
Poo jugs, poo jugs
This ain't no spoof
Had a dream last night
Of a sparkling porcelain throne
Woke up to reality
With poo jugs overgrown
Friends avoid my calls
And my place like the plague
But I'm still holding out
For that bathroom upgrade
Counting down the days
Till the plumber comes through
Till then I'm just a guy
With a mountain of poo
Stinkin up a storm
In my homestead tonight
Piss jugs ain't got nothin
On me, that's right
Poo jugs, poo jugs
Stackin to the roof
Poo jugs, poo jugs
This ain't no spoof
Poo jugs, poo jugs
Stackin to the roof
Poo jugs, poo jugs
This ain't no spoof