Today, I am a doctor
If you aren't feeling well
I will check your vital signs
If something's wrong, I can tell
I can help you feel great and get you on the right track
To a happy, healthy life, this doc will always have your back

First, I'll check on your reflexes
Just sit up high for me
I'll use the reflex hammer
I'll hit you just below your knee
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all
But it might feel sort of funny
If everything's good, your leg will kick right up
I'll check not one, but two for the money

Today, I am a doctor
If you aren't feeling well
I will check your vital signs
If something's wrong, I can tell
I can help you feel great and get you on the right track
To a happy, healthy life, this doc will always have your back

Now I will check on your nose and throat
Please open your mouth wide
I'll place this wooden stick on your tongue
You may feel a little tongue-tied
If your throat looks sore, we'll discuss a little more
To determine what's the cause
Now I will use this little light to look up your nose
But first, you can relax your jaws

Today, I am a doctor,
If you aren't feeling well
I will check your vital signs
If something's wrong, I can tell
I can help you feel great
And get you on the right track
To a happy, healthy life
This doc will always have your back

Next, I'll check inside both of your ears
With a device called an otoscope
It's got a little light to help me see inside
I won't find anything bad, I hope
It all looks good. Everything's ship-shaped
Now I'll check your body temperature
Place this thermometer beneath your tongue
Ninety eight-six degrees! That's good for sure

Today, I am a doctor
If you aren't feeling well
I will check your vital signs
If something's wrong, I can tell
I can help you feel great and get you on the right track
To a happy, healthy life, this doc will always have your back