There was a man named farmer John
Who grew tomatoes and parmesan
He said I'll get some pasta to put them on
And open my own restaurant

And he said "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

Now farmer John's grew and grew
The critics all gave rave reviews
And all the way to Timbuktu
His pasta caused a hullabaloo

And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

But farmer John didn't change at all
Still wears his old blue overalls
Ride is tractor spring to fall
And grows tomatoes bright and tall

And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
And when it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

There was a man named farmer John
Who grew tomatoes and parmesan
He said I'll get some pasta to put them on
And open my own restaurant

And he sings "Oh me, oh my
I'm just watching the pasta fly"
When it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

When it sticks to the wall, it's done
Come one, come all to farmer John's

Oh, come on in (You mind if I do?)
Yes sir, yes ma'am
We're wide open for business
Serving the most delicious past in the land
(Is it?)