Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll
Get down the stairs clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Lose control, yeah I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on your back and say please Please
Oh! I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Cause I don't think I can take it no more
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you yeah

Well you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on your back and say please Please
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
I keep wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Stuck in the middle with
Stuck in the middle with you

Oh now!
Well I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yeah stuck in the middle with you
Oh here I am stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you