(One, two, three)
I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

Write a letter to invite me, say you want to fight me
You just want to incite me to finally indite me
Then you want to write me up just to spite me
Tell it to my face when you don't bother to cite me

I'm not that unique, but I am special
I don't come in my box assembled
Bank account is negative tenfold
There's no synonym for my threshold

I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

I'm built like a plastic (Straw)
Punch me in the face, you could break my (Jaw)
I retaliate with teeth about as sharp as a (saw)
Make a scene so big they'll all stare in (Awe)

Maybe if the world wasn't mean to me
Maybe if the world didn't seem to be
A Minecraft fanfic I wrote on Wattpad
Maybe I wouldn't be so sad

I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

(I cannot count to four)
I've been told I'm different (Different, different)
Is that an issue
You're not really being considerate (Considerate)
When will it hit you, when will it hit you
(I cannot count to four)
Like you'd really even care, like you'd really even mind
Like you'd really even notice, you don't and that's fine
If I said it out loud, you'd scream shout and cry
But I changed years ago, ask yourself why

(Two, three)
I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of trillions

I cannot count to four, I'm not Pharrell Williams
Rabbits count higher, but not into the millions
What did you expect I'm just an average civilian
I am only one among a populous of tri

(Micah Callari)
(Aaaahhh)