Houston, he's a problem
He's leaving then he's calling
He's a headache and a half, and I can't win

Yeah, I need him long gone, running
Another town or state won't cut it
He'll find a way to come around again

And I don't mean to be dramatic, yeah
But he's the kind of man I'd like
A hundred thousand miles from here

'Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far, let him fly
Outta this world and off my mind
C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it's time we put another man on the moon

We can tell him there's a bar up there, and blondes for days
He'd say, "Well, where can I sign up?" and he'd be on his way
He'd be making history, and I might finally get some sleep
No further explanation, it's a win-win situation

I don't mean to be dramatic, but can somebody call NASA?
Or a billionaire with money to burn

'Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far, let him fly
Outta this world and off my mind
C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it's time we put another man on the moon
Oh, yeah

A man on the moon, somebody get him there soon
No further explanation, it's a win-win situation

'Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far, let him fly
Outta this world and off my mind
C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it's time we put another man on the moon

Man on the moon
Man on the moon
A man on the moon