Gorgeous
Linda
Tell me something I don't know

Vieja
Sucia
Cabrona
Tell me something I don't know

A little off the top
A little off the side
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio
Tell me something I don't know!

Bueno
You didn't hear it from me
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda

No me diga
Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that
Please tell me you're joking

Okay
Just wanted to see what you'd say

Oh ho, Dani
Tell me something I don't know
Mmm-hmm-mmm
What? I don't care!
Ay, bendito!

So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
And what do you hear?
I hear plenty!
They say he's got quite a big... taxi

No me diga!
Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that
I don't think I know what you mean
Carla, he's packing a stretch limousine!

Tell me something I don't know!
Long as he keeps it clean
Ay dios mío!

Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out
I bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt!
We want front row seats to your graduation
They'll call your name
And we'll scream and shout

You guys, I dropped out

No me diga
I should go

Well that's a shitty piece of news
That girl never quit anything
What the hell happened?

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Tell me something I don't know
Qué sé yo?