I was nominated to the highest office
Go ahead and watch me win
I was nominated to be the new leader
They say I'm a shoo-in
Landslide victories are never too close to call
I was designated to be the new king now
They wanna give me a crown
I was designated a castle and moat
To watch my opponents drown
Political hacks being hacked down all the time
Hear ye hear ye I'm speaking clearly
Hear thee hear thee don't speak
Hear me hear me I'm shouting out now
Don't you interrupt me
I was self appointed to be the new tsar now
I'm gonna take control
I was self appointed supreme leader
I think I'll settle in to the role
Ruling with an iron fist now until the end of time
Hear ye hear ye I'm speaking clearly
Hear thee hear thee don't speak
Hear me hear me I'm shouting out now
Don't you interrupt me
You can read it in the papers tomorrow
How I bought up all of the power
I own all the pages and words to everything you read
You can read it in the press this morning
How I own all the publishing
I am the media and the media is me
Hear ye hear ye I'm speaking clearly
Hear thee hear thee don't speak
Hear me hear me I'm shouting out now
Don't you interrupt me
You can read it in the papers tomorrow
How I bought up all of the power
I own all the pages and words to everything you read
You can read it in the press this morning
How I own all the publishing
I am the media and the media is me