Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin' a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin' some brunch,
Ut this question keep comin' up!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon

Spork!
Spork!
Spork!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon
Is it a fork or is it a spoon

Spork!
Spork!
Spork!

I hear that lunch bell ringin'!