Mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!

hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here
there's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer
okay, sure, i'll be alright
don't worry, i won't have a party tonight
good, hon, now that's just fine
we'll be back at a quarter to nine
yes, ma'm and i'll see ya later
don't worry, i'll be on my best behavior

are they gone yet?
have the driven away?
am i free yet?
is it time to play?

take the tab, stick it on my tongue
this crummy job will be some fun
lord, i hope they never come back
ok, kid, jump on the oven rack

you wanna know how the baby is?
don't worry, she's almost done
hello, what do you mean she's almost done?
don't worry she's almost done!
walls are melting, what's that funny smell?
this lucky girl is going to hell

babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
every town in the usa

oh my gracious
oh my soul, where's my baby?
oh no!
well, i dont know, i'm trippin
check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe
what do you mean, bitch?
what are you saying?
i'm not leavin without gettin paid

why don't you go take a look
oh my god my baby's cooked!
oh!

walls are melting
what's that funny smell?
this lucky girl is going to hell

babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
babysitters on acid
every town in the usa