You got a square necklace to hold your prayers

ya eat all day to lose your cares

the foxiest lady that I've ever seen

and you got the right 'cause your Mabel King



Dee and Raj are by your side,

In the kitchen you run and hide

twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you

Dee ate all the apples too



Oh that necklace will keep you sane

In your twinkie-less hour It wont forsake.

Raj's glasses don't help him see

just on him to please you and me

Mabel King you are my savior!

Mabel King I'll be your slave

wait on you foot and hand

shout It out loud all over the land



*Chorus*



Mabel King, You are the Queen

the hottest babe on the 70's scene

with that square necklace that you wear

and you foxy buffant hair

you could have been a school aide instead

but then Mr. Thomas

could'nt give you head

Mabel King you are the best,

especially when you're undressed

there you're sitting on the toilet

you're thinkin bout a chicken,

your gonna boil it

butt cheeks spead all over the seat

for you taken a shit ain't no neat



*Chorus*