Time for a shower

It started with some cramping
Followed by some gasping
No way I can stop this force
Even as I feel remorse

Tried my best to hold it in
I didn't want to sin
I failed as the water flowed
Didn't reach the commode

Instead I

Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
The smell rather sour

Shit in the shower
The smell rather sour

Using my foot to hide my crime
Pushed my feces into slime
Down the drain my sour poo poo goes
I sure hope it will decompose

Because I

Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
The smell rather sour

Will anyone take offense
As I feel great penitence
Stomp down the last piece of corn
I should be safe from scorn

Because I

Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
The smell rather sour

Will anyone take offense
As I feel great penitence
Stomp down the last piece of corn
I should be safe from scorn

Because I
Because I

Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power
Shit in the shower
Waffle stomp power