Home alone, parents are out
Sears Catalog, let's hangout
Open it up, I need what it's giving
All those bras and stockings leave me wishing

Sears Catalog is a slut
See that asian model's butt
Sears Catalog what have you done
Those tits look like a lot of fun

So many breasts! Is that a nipple
Keep this up, I may end up a cripple
Turn the page to see all men
Let me quickly flip back again

Sears Catalog you're a slut
Those high heels can step on my nut
Sears Catalog you know what you're doing
One day I hope to really be screwing

The models increase my yearning
And the rubbing feels like its burning
Gotta finish, no time to stop
Parents just pulled up on the blacktop

Sears Catalog is a slut
See that asian model's butt
Sears Catalog what have you done
Those tits look like a lot of fun

Sears Catalog! So so Hot
Sears Catalog is a slut
Sears Catalog! Yes oh yes!
Sears Catalog! Success