911 Help with an urgent need
Fell down tonight and damaged my seed
Had to whiz, I rushed too fast
Tripped on my long balls, screamed aghast

Dead on the floor, couldn't see a thing
Balls in a twist, it's a deadly sting
Testes stuck between my toes, oh no
Nauseous feeling starting to grow

911 Operator, in this Long Ball Night
Help me through this painful plight
My long balls, black and blue
As warm pee flows, I beseech you

Both from the fall, and the need to piss
This beautiful night has gone amiss
The pain unbearable, as I lay here
My bloody long balls are useless I fear

911 Operator, in this Long Ball Night
I'm a truly dreadful sight
Who'll teabag my long balls
As they view the damage with their eyeballs

Testes stuck between my toes, oh no on no
Nauseous feeling starting to grow
Who'll teabag my long balls
As they view the damage with their eyeballs

Testes stuck between my toes, oh no on no
That Nauseous feeling starting to grow
Who'll teabag my long balls
As they view the damage with their eyeballs