In an aeroplane
I was flying
Just a flight attendant guy
I can be clumsy
And I stumbled
Out the door into the sky!

Now I am falling through the air
Wind and regret flow through my hair
All I can do right now is stare
Down at the ocean!

SUDDENLY!
There's a ring on my cellphone!
I PICK IT UP!
It's the Angel of Death
And he says
"What's up?"
I say
"What is it this time?"
And he's like
"Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell!
He can be like that sometimes
He's such a nut!
So I sniggered and said,
"I'd love to, but
Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do!"

I'm in a state of shock but it's something new!
I guess it all depends on your point of view!
It's true!

This is boring
Yes I'm falling
But it's taking quite a while
My destination is impending
Might aswell go out in style
I put my arms up to the skies
Whistle a tune and close my eyes
Trying to briefly realize
Perpetual motion

SUDDENLY!
Giant tentacles rise
From the open sea!
And with total percision
They lasso me!
It's a montrous squid and he saved my life
But I am too, freaked out to be nice,
So I tell him the truth that I'd rather fall
No offense but atleast it's predictable
Gotta stop stalling,
I've got some falling to do
I'm probably gonna die but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view
It's true!

[guitar solo]