Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine

there was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine

I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head

they still don't know I'm making the noise

they think it's Teddy's spirit instead

here we go, top layer of cheese

oh no, big hornets and bees

speaking Japanese

I'm on fire, I'm on a grenade

going faster than the Christmas Day parade

without a doubt, and by far

the greatest way to travel ain't by car

A E, I owe you sometimes, why?

why not? you know me

I like to disagree

once upon a time in Morocco, aliens came out of the sky

they said they wanted chocolate coins,
they would not tell the president why

people gathered what they could and they put it all inside the alien craft

but it was not enough for the aliens so they killed everybody and laughed

spring water, natural flavors

pyridoxine hydrochloride

citric acid, malic acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate

and cyanocobalamin, yeah

I'm on fire, I'm on big train

going faster than Stephen Hawking's brain

there is no way I can win

I won't give up and that's my only sin

A E, I owe you sometimes, why?

why not? you know why, you know why

so row your boat down the stream

you know life is but a dream

you may sense a running theme

but it's never what it seems to seem to be

or it's not

it's exactly what you thought

but by then you had forgotten

the reason you were on that stupid yacht

(chocolate coins, chocolate coins...)