Every night, I try to go to sleep

I never make it, because I always see

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed

other times I think it only lives inside my head

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

this is the monkey I despise

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(lie, lie, lie, lie)

tonight I'll go to bed with a baseball bat

with a baseball bat

so wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,

'cause I'm turning my fear into a game

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

I take a swing, I hear a thud

now I'm covered in monkey blood

a fiberglass monkey with two black eyes

a fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

this was the monkey I despised

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls

fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things