My very existence makes you chew up pencils

my very existence makes you cringe

one would think that after so much hurt and pain

an ordinary human would unhinge

detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog

and you've got so much on your plate right now

and I'm just breathing down your neck

all I can offer are these parting words

fly straight or drop the oar and wreck