Wheels up out in Amarillo had to double check the time to see
I missed my flight but they had my bag
Welcome to my losin' streak
The lord knows I don't like to complain
Cause no one listens anyway
But to blow off some steam you gotta share a few things
So here's one for irony
Well I thought I'd write a song
But I lost my phone with every other melody
As a matter of fact this one's all that I had
Well add it to my losin' streak
You can try to fit me in between those lines
Chew me up and spit me out just one more time
I think the winner's me
If there's a trophy for the longest ever losin' streak
I'm okay with all that, I ain't one to look back
I'll hang around and do my thing
Until that cop I didn't see, arrest me with my buddy's weed
Ah hell add it to my losin' streak
You can try to fit me in between those lines
Chew me up and spit me out just one more time
I think the winner's me
If there's a trophy for the longest ever losin' streak
Yeah the longest ever losin' streak
I don't think it's in my blood
I think it's just dumb luck
Well you can see my family tree
They're all doctors, lawyers, rancher's sons
And I'm a horseshoer not doing too much
Oh but at least it's me
You can try to fit me in between those lines
Chew me up and spit me out one more time
I think the winner's me if there's a trophy yeah
Ah for the longest ever losin' streak
The longest ever losin' streak
I think the winner is me if there's a trophy
I think the winner is me
I know the winner is me give me that trophy
For the longest ever losin' streak