Somebody Spiked the eggnog on a dare
Now Grampas riding Rudolph in his underwear on the front lawn
Now he’s on the first segment of the 6oclock news

that 9 foot fir only blinks on one side
Cause Cousins Eddie’s cat chewed through the lights
And the stars gone It’s a war zone
I swear to baby Jesus it’s true

If I don’t get some personal space
I just might snap like a candy cane
Caught Johnny in the snow bank writing his name
And Who the heck called the cops
Smoke alarm keeps going off in the kitchen
Everybody’s yelling nobody’s listening
Keep telling myself that I’m gonna miss it
Cause Without a Little crazy
It wouldn’t be Christmas

i cant watch elf for the upteenth time
Is it too much to ask for a silent night
Im blowing off steam like a model train
Im one carol away from going insane

If I don’t get some personal space
I just might snap like a candy cane
Caught Johnny in the snow bank writing his name
And Who the heck called the cops
Smoke alarm keeps going off in the kitchen
Everybody’s yelling nobody’s listening
Keep telling myself that I’m gonna miss it
Cause Without a Little crazy
It wouldn’t be Christmas

Bridge:
We keep saying our grace
Stuffin our face
Cause if it happened any other way
It wouldnt be Christmas

But If I don’t get some personal space
I just might snap like a candy cane
Caught Johnny in the snow bank writing his name
And Who the heck called the cops
Smoke alarm keeps going off in the kitchen
Everybody’s yelling nobody’s listening
Keep telling myself that I’m gonna miss it
Cause Without a Little crazy
It wouldn’t be Christmas
Yeah it wouldnt be Christmas