Woo
Ow, yeah
Settle down

She's got legs like an airship
She's got an ass like a coal tip
She's got tits just like hot air balloons, and I mean the Hindenburg
She's the biggest girl but I'm gonna get there soon
Yeah, you know what I mean

She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it
You disappear inside, you're never seen again, lost forever
She's the biggest girl of all but I'm gonna get there soon
Alright, here we go

Should be some kind of guitar solo here

Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
I don't think she was available, she was made a conference stall
I met her in a bar, she was, she was propping up the wall
In fact, she was nailed to it
I gotta admit, I'm rushin', babe, let's get down to it, baby

She had a brain like a sheep-dip
She got love like a cesspit on her mind
She was a big girl, she was big
And I mean she was big, she was fucking huge
Enormous
You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs
And never even have landing permission

One more

Oh, we sailed across the ocean you and me
I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale
Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall