Now they call me Mike balls and I got what you need
Pills speed ecies but mostly weed
Skin up a spliff do you wanna try
I' Mike Balls and I'm gonna get you high
Soapbar pollen Thai stick or Skunk
When I get a new delivery I do a little spunk
Tell me why you need or make a list
I'm Mike Balls and I'm the pharmacist

Medication medication
His Name's Mike Balls He can get you medication
Get what you need by the ounce or the block
Get you through the day because he's the doc

If you've got anxiety or even Tourettes
Try my special cigarettes
It might not cure your anxiety
But it gets you fucked and the first one's free
Now I know this Clart who could't stop shaking
You should have seen all the pills he was taking
I gave him some weed he gave it a try
He don't shake no more but he's lost the sight in one eye
It's not Holby City he's not Doctor Dre
Come over for a spliff or a quick X-ray
He's Mike Balls and he's got the skills
If you want weed or ecstasy or slimming pills
You needed a therapist
He looked it up on Google and he got the gist
You came round his house and had a cup of tea
You felt right as rain after four ecstasy

Medication medication
His Name's Mike Balls He can get you medication
Get what you need by the ounce or the block
Get you through the day because he's the doc

You took muscle relaxants now you got an addiction
Come see me and fill out the prescription
Sit in my waiting room read a magazine
They are not all pornos but they are all wipe clean
Doing health care sign up to my plan
I"ll even do euthanasia for your nan
I got home made quaaludes and home made codeine
And I'm just trying out my ebola vaccine
Do you feel lucky punk well you probably are
If your waiting in a car for meeting Mike in his car
Specialist treats the best in creation
Lighten up your mind like Blackpool elimination
Feel like your flying through space after one pill
But your really in a trolly speeding down Barrack hill
Dr roofie or Dr pill what ever you call him Mike can stop you feeling ill

Medication medication
His Name's Mike Balls He can get you medication
Get what you need by the ounce or the block
Get you through the day because he's the doc

You had a bad cough you thought you were dying
Visited Mike tried the drugs he was supplying
You still cough but the pain's gone away
Now you smoke half an ounce of weed a day
Queue for month to get on Mike's files
Then they pay to be part of his clinical trials
You broke your face and you cut off your thumb
Mike will give you something to make it go numb
I'm not just the draw connection
I want to open up the doors of perception
Like Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dike
I can get you any fucking pills that you like
Are you having trouble sleeping or are you stressed
Take five temazepam and have a little rest
It's a bit like Breaking Bad but don't call Sauls
If you need the medication you better call Balls

Medication medication
His Name's Mike Balls He can get you medication
Get what you need by the ounce or the block
Get you through the day because he's the doc