You you you ooo look like a dor-r-r-k
You act like a dork most of the time, also

You're a dor-r-r-r-k (Butt rash, butt rash
Butt ra-iee ah-iee-ash)
You are a double dork butt rash
(Butt rash, butt rash
Butt ra-iee ah-iee-ash)
You are a dork, dork, dork, dork
Dor-r-r-r-k! (Butt rash, butt rash
Butt ra-iee ah-iee-ash)
Nobody wants to (That goes there? Okay okay)
(Bu uh uh uh-utt rash)
You are boring you have nothing to say
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash)
(Nobody wants to hang out with you)
You eat cheese – you eat
Cheese and other things
You can can wrap it up an' take it with you
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash)
From the table
(Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table)
With Luigi & The Wise Guys

You are a dork you are a dor-r-r-r-k
A double dork butt rash
There's one in every crew – do
You know who you are?
We know, but we won't tell you
(Butt rash, butt rash
Butt ra-iee ah-iee-ash)
We don't want to hurt your feelings
(Butt rash, butt rash
Butt ra-iee ah-iee-ash)
But you're a dor-r-r-r-k
(Bu uh uh uh-utt rash)

Might as well admit it when you're a dork
You're a dork, all the way
(Nobody wants to hang out with you)
You're a dork a double
A double dork butt rash
A double butt rash dork
Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table
You look like a dork like a dork
You act like a dork most of the time
You're a dor-r-r-r-k

Double dork double dork
Double dork butt rash dOR-R-R-R-K
Double dork double dork
Double dork butt rash dOR-R-R-R-K
Double dork double dork
Double dork butt rash