Verse 1
(Flooters) What’s wrong with a flute?
It really is a hoot!
It’s nice and small, so portable,
And really not a brute!
Oh, what’s wrong with a pipe?
The sound is pure delight!
It’s great to play on every day
From dawn ’til night!

Verse 2
(Flooters) What’s wrong with a flute?
It really is a hoot!
The sound is ace, it fits in a case,
And gives a lovely toot!
Oh, what’s wrong with the thing?
It’s made to dance and sing.
The notes are clear so all can hear
The woodwind king!

(Frosty) I went into the music shop
To see what I should play.
The man behind the counter said,
“We’re short of stock today.”
I thought that a recorder
Or an oboe might be bliss,
But all they had was this silver thing
So I had a go on this!

Repeat Verse 1

Instrumental (the Flooters dance)

Repeat Verse 1

Toot! Toot!