Verse 1 If there’s mud on the floor,
Or your classroom door
Comes off its hinges once more,
Or the headteacher’s chair
Needs some urgent repair,
Who will always be there?
Well he’s a real life superhero,
He’d look good in cape and tights!

Chorus Hey! Mr Handy! No, you never can be
Short of any jobs to do.
Lots of things need mending,
Everyone’s depending on you!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Verse 2 If your classroom sink
Is beginning to stink
Because your drain’s on the blink,
Or you’ve kicked your football
Onto the roof of the hall –
It’s no problem at all.
’Cause he’s a knight in shining armour,
Gleaming ladder in his hands

Chorus Hey! Mr Handy……

Instrumental

Well he’s a real life superhero,
He’d look good in cape and tights!

Chorus Hey! Mr Handy……

Repeat chorus