Verse 1
Something’s wrong,
It doesn’t smell quite right!
This one has just ‘gone off’
During our twelve hour flight!
Have you any idea,
Do you appreciate,
The trials we’ve endured
To end up on your plate?
But is it really necessary that we are flown
So many thousand miles from our tropical home?
’Cause Farmer Giles’ local food is better than okay.
What’s the deal?

Verse 2
They dressed us up real nice
In top notch cellophane,
And packed us in a box,
Then put us on a plane!
From half way round the world
We finally touched down,
Then were dispatched to supermarkets
Out of town.
But is it really necessary for modern man
To want the world, and want it now? We don’t understand.
’Cause Farmer Giles’ market shop is going down the pan!
What’s the deal?