Verse 1 There’s someone waiting round the corner,
There’s someone’s lurking in the gloom,
There’s someone’s sneaking in the shadows,
In the living room!
She’s been hiding out to get you,
She’s everywhere you go,
With a festive decoration,
Great Granny and the mistletoe!

Chorus So pucker-up, buttercup,
There’s no escaping, you are out of luck!
Her aim is true, she’ll never miss,
Your Great Granny’s gonna give you a kiss!

Verse 2 Well there’s no way you can avoid it,
There’s nothing you can do,
There’s a sloppy smackeroonie
Gonna land on you!
So if you want to get your pressie,
You really can’t say no,
Your Great Granny’s waiting for you
Underneath the mistletoe!

Chorus So pucker-up, buttercup,
There’s no escaping, you are out of luck!
Her aim is true, she’ll never miss,
Your Great Granny’s gonna give you a kiss!