Verse 1 I jump out of bed, there’s a great day ahead,
I’m as happy as a child can be.
Yes, my spirits are high and the reason why
Is today’s the day we do PE!
But when the time arrives to change into my kit,
My whole world crumbles as I realise
That I’ve forgotten it!

Chorus Please Miss, can I borrow some shorts,
Some trainers and a tee-shirt too!
I don’t care if they’re dirty or a bit too small,
Just get me kitted out, I’m begging you!

Verse 2 The look on her face tells me I’m in disgrace,
As she asks if anyone can provide
All the things I request to have me properly dressed,
So our lesson can begin on time.
But all my so-called friends, they just don’t seem to care.
They’re hoping I’ll be made to do PE
In just my underwear!

Chorus Please Miss, can I borrow some shorts....

Verse 3 My options are few, I don’t know what to do!
Guess it looks like I’ll be missing PE?
But a glimmer of light is the fact that I might
Find the things I need in lost-property.
And so I hold my nose and have a rummage round,
But one discarded infant’s leotard
Is all that can be found………….

Spoken Oh well…it’s better than nothing!

Chorus I don’t have to borrow some shorts,
I now have all the kit I need.
Yes it’s a little dirty and a bit too small,
But now at least I get to do PE!
YEAH!