I like war
especially when it’s fought with other people’s kids
I like guns, and the violence they bring, bring it on!

I’ll put on channel 3 and cheer for the marines
I’ll put on channel 3 and cheer for the marines
and if someone insults my country, we’ll be kicking their butts
Other people’s kids will be kicking their butts for me

‘Cause I like war!
Who needs diplomacy, that’s not what we’re bargaining for
What compromise, when we can ionize them all, I like war!

I’ll put on channel 3 and watch the sky turn green
Several continents away it won’t disturb me
We’ll show them how tough we are our other people’s kids
Fetch me another beer, I’ll cheer like it’s the Super Bowl ‘cause I like war!

like war! I like war!