I like a guy who can really steer
Doesn’t brake always keep it in fifth gear
All covered in corporate logos
looks just like a corporate bozo

He’s a NASCAR hero really can drive real fast
He aint got no fear no, really can step on the gas

Drive around in circles just like a circle jerk
He knows how to lean in a turn, knows how the pedals work

He’s a NASCAR hero really can drive real fast
He aint got no fear no, really can step on the gas

Go a little faster
Go a little faster now
He’s coming round the turn
He’s coming round the turn again
I think I’ve seen this race before
I think I’m getting really bored
I think I’m getting really bored

So if you want to be a hero
Learn how to drive a car
Burn through 500 miles of gas
Just to get back to the start

He’s a NASCAR hero really can drive real fast
He aint got no fear no, really can step on the gas