Here’s a story about a guy
He went to Jersey to buy some tires
He fell in love with some Jersey trash
It’s hard to leave when you can’t get out
‘cause you’re stuck inside of Jersey for a long time
Don’t think you can make it out
You’re stuck inside of Jersey it will be a while
And it’s getting later and later

Well it’s not a very big state
You could spend hours or never escape
They’ve got some beaches and they’ve got some hills
They’ve got pollution that will make you ill
‘cause you’re stuck inside of Jersey for a long time
Don’t think you can make it out
You’re stuck inside of Jersey it will be alright
Long as you can make it to a bridge, or tunnel,
PATCO line, Ramapo Valley Road

So be careful wherever you go
You could get caught up in life’s undertow
Life doesn’t give you any jug handle turns
You’ve been through Princeton but you never learn
That you’re stuck inside of Jersey for a long time
Don’t think you can make it out
you’re stuck inside of Jersey it will be a while and it’s getting later and
you’re stuck inside of Jersey for a long time it will be alright
Long as you can make it to a bridge