Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come, of, that

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah,
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do

Doo-ba-dee-do

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dah-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all, day, long

The way that a cow does

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dah
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a, brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese, cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a, shame
You know exactly whose, to, blame

The mother and the father.

Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah,
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dah-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no

You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah,
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the, Oompa, Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do