Back, I'm back
With a brand new goal
Still takin' more shit
Than a toilet bowl
And I feel more dead
Than a customer at Hennessy's
Sippin' on Genesee
Susquehanna recipe
Hey there pretty lady
I think you should know
That boy you love
Is really just an asshole
Hey there all my fellas
I think you should know
That girl you use
Is really just a hassle
Gotta make a checklist
No I'm not reckless
Scatter like ants
Lookin' for their exit
Pass me the mic
Check, check, check it out
Wipe the grin from your face
And the shit off your mouth
Hey there people
I think you should know
I really think
You're all a bunch of assholes

Opened up a garden of filth
The dirt is perfectly built
And you're the mayor babe
So throw your shit parade
Opened up a kingdom of trash
A town that needed a match
If you're the gases
Then we're the matches

Back, I'm back
And I'm bringin' the sack
Like opposing teams
On our varsity quarterback
No one really cares
So we play for the pain
And the thought
Of getting fucked up
After the game
Drinkin' down the bottle
Sippin' on Bacardi
Gettin' fucked up
At the post game party
Gotta find a new world,
Gotta get a new job
It's hard to open up
A town without doorknobs
Gotta get the grades up
Don't you be a dumb fuck
Another candidate for jumpin'
Off the viaduct
Drinkin' down the fire
Vomit up the passion
Suicidal thoughts
Really spark a reaction
Mr. Hennessy
You've got to see this to believe
Yes, your productivity
Is off the charts from misery

Let me say just fuck it all
Fuck that fuck that
Baby, you're killing me
With all of your dirt