Itsy bitsy spider
Crawling up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his fucking crown
All these nursery rhymes
Seem so terrible this time
Oh my
Itsy bitsy spider
Crawled up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And fucking killed himself
Dirty like a summer breeze
A lesson made of misery
Trying to succeed
Will only make you bleed

Life you learn and life's a lesson
Lessons that I'm second guessing
Lessons that you learn
Will make your stomach turn
Life you learn and life's a lesson
Life is just so depressing
Learn it from the nursery
All about the misery
Life you learn and life's depressing
Lessons made without discretion
Stop it if we could
Our distorted childhood

London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Down, down, down
Mary had a little lamb
Because she fucked a goat
A homicidal maniac
She slit her mother's throat
All these nursery rhymes
Seem so terrible this time
Oh my
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Down, down, down
Mary had a little lamb
Because she fucked a sheep
A homicidal maniac
She killed her father
While he sleeps
Dirty like the ocean tide
A lesson made of cyanide
In this dirt
Will only get you hurt, believing