So this time I'm really braggin
Cuffed inside a patty wagon
Always gonna lose
But you'll see me on the news
Six o' clock on the dot
Watch and find out
How I'm caught
With your mom and dad
I bet they'll be so glad
The zebra stripes fit me right
I'll wear this suit
Most my life
Kiss your picture
Say goodnight
Pray you'll see the morning light
Wait for me eternity
Until I fall asleep
In your arms again
I can't promise anything
But I swear I'll buy a fucking ring
How many diamonds will it take?
I can't promise anything
But I swear to you I'm gonna sing
How many love songs
Can I make?

If you want to drive
We can drive all night
I can be the one
In the little black limousine
If you want to cry
We can cry all night
I can be the one
To rest your head upon

January third
I parked along a curb
And hopped out of the van
And thought about my plan
Gases and matches
And matches and gases
I toasted with the night
And we both tipped our glasses
Just so you know
I've got a long way to go
I spied the block
For an hour or so
It never made much sense
And the air was so dense
I never felt so tense
In my whole entire life
I got a feeling in my veins
It started to rain
I swallowed down retained
All my composure
Just when I had
Dumped all my gases
And lit all my matches
The cops pulled up
Sirens flashin
Flashin in my direction

Swallow all your pills
Dress me up to kill
I could paint a fire
If you wanted to
Choking on your pills
Dress me up to kill
I could start a fire
If you wanted me to
Oh oh oh dress me up to kill

If you want to drive
We can drive around
Pack up all your stuff
And we'll leave this stupid town
Only if you want to