Twenty-nine
That's when you're suppose to find yourself
Start drinking whisky from a higher shelf
Stop calling your mom for help
Twenty nine
You start paying mortgage instead of rent
Should be picking out a picket fence
Instead of wondering where it went and wondering why
But for me twenty-nine is

The year that I got married and divorced
Held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a Miss to Mrs.
Then the other way around
The year I was goin' live it up
Now I'm never going to live it down

Twenty-nine
By now I thought I'd have it figured out
But I've never felt as lost as I do now
And everybody says your only twenty nine
But I feel like I'm running out of time
If youth is wasted on the young have I wasted mine?
'Cause for me twenty-nine is

The year that I got married and divorced
Held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a Miss to Mrs.
Then the other way around
The year I was goin' live it up
Now I'm never going to live it down

Seems like everybody else is hanging on to it
But I swear to God I barely made my way through it
Oh, twenty-nine is

The year that I got married and divorced
Yeah, I held on for dear life but I still fell off the horse
From a Miss to Mrs.
Then the other way around
The year I was goin' live it up
Hey, let's just call it what it was
Now I'm never going to live it down
Mmhmm