I got a double oh seven watch and it's a one and only
It's got a I-Spy beeper that tells me when you're lonely
I got a Batmobile so I can reach ya' in a fast shake
When your world's in crisis of an impendin' heartbreak

Now don't you call James Bond or Secret Agent Man
'Cause they can't do it, like I can
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker

If you're hanging from a cliff or you're tied to the tracks, girl (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
Columbo split and you can't find Kojak (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
True love is broken and your tears are fallin' faster (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
You're sufferin' from a pain in your heart or some other natural disaster (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)

Now I don't care what kind of shape you're in
If they put up a roadblock, I'll parachute in
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, I'm in love
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, with you
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, yeah

Oh hoh, oh hoh
So you fell for some jerk who was tall, dark and handsome (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
Then he kidnapped your heart and now he's holdin' it for ransom (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
Well, like a mission impossible I'm gonna go and get it back (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)
You know I would'a taken better care of it, baby, than that (I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker)

Sometimes I get so hot girl, well, I can't talk
But when I'm with you I cool off
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, and I walk
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, and I talk
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, oh yeah
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, every day
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker, hey
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker
I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker
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