I walk on the beach
Pondering numbers and such
Ice cream sales climb
Shark attacks double -- too much?
What's up with that? Media's quick
To connect the dots in a flash
"Ice cream's the villain"
They shout, making a splash
I scratch my head
A chill running through
At the thought so abstract
And hide my dessert
'Cause who wants to be a shark's snack?

Identification police
Where you at? I need your help!
This mix-up's wild
Has us caught in a yelp
Facts and fiction
All just thrown in a blend
Identification police
Come on, on you, we depend!

Saw a graph, 5G zones
Where minds get fried
"To dodge the fray"
I mused, "let's step outside"
Turned my phone off
Escaped the urban tide
In nature's hush
Sought peace I hadn't tried
Yet in the stillness
My sanity defied
What's up with that?
'Gainst my own mind, I collide

Identification police, where you at?
I need your help!
This mix-up's wild
Has us caught in a yelp
Facts and fiction
All just thrown in a blend
Identification police
Come on, on you, we depend!

I listen to Morrison, Joplin
And Hendrix, their music is my flow
Brian Jones, Cobain, Winehouse
At 27, they took their final bows
Now, as my big 28 is near
Deep in thought, I slow
Pondering their fates
A question in the shadow grows
"If they're immortalized
By the time they chose to go
Then if I don't die
Can greatness still show?

Identification police
Where you at? I need your help!
This mix-up's wild
Has us caught in a yelp
Facts and fiction
All just thrown in a blend
Identification police
Come on, on you, we depend!