Well, I woke up this morning, feeling kinda strange
Something in my belly, things just ain't the same
I rushed to the bathroom, tryin' to hold it tight
But my luck ran out, my oh my, what a sight

I'm in a sticky situation, can't believe it's true
I'm walkin' 'round with a secret that I just can't undo
My pants got stained, ain't no way to hide
I'm singin' the blues, with a mess on my behind

Oh, I got the brown stain blues, it's a real messy time
I'm walkin' this town, with a rear-end crime
I'm tryin' to forget, but it's hard to deny
The day I pooped my pants, ooh my oh my