Booaah brother, I just spent four years in a coma, dude
Can you bring me a bottle of Korn
And one more thing, brother
Why is everyone asking me about my pronouns
What do these weirdos want from me

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

Drink a few bottles with brothers, write my text drunk
They say I'm antisocial, their feelings are hurt
They want an apology from me, but I don't give a damn
My pronouns are Long/Dick, hope that's clear
I want a million euros from the cashier of the Volksbank
Because I identify as the President of Germany
And the cop wants to mess with me, won't let go of the handcuffs
What human rights, brother?
By the way, I'm a fox

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

I have vodka in my blood but keep drinking until I puke
I've drunk away at least half of my brain cells
I'm the captain of the ship
Put three bottles on the table
And if the bastard says something wrong, the dog gets slapped
Throw the drugs into the bushes when the cop comes towards me
I'm very dizzy from drinking but otherwise, I'm fine
And they ask me how to become such a badass
And the answer is easy
Buy a liquor T-shirt, dude

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

Liquor in my cup, that's my thing
Can't talk straight anymore because I've drunk too much
Pour the fourth bottle of liquor into my head, make a ruckus
First, I mess up my liver, then I mess up yours

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