I'm coming with a thousand Ukrainians, we are underground, his father
CR7 the legend, I'm the number one in the squad
I drink whiskey for my hangover and my head is blue again
Fuck your obese wife in my aggressive rush
Shoot the old lady and then all the Chivas because it tastes good
Have to hit the sack early today, got a tattoo appointment at 6 tomorrow
I do push-ups, Penny parking lot, muscles defined
You don't even work at the cash register but you son of a bitch cash in
We keep our word, we don't take prisoners
Our booze is gone again so I have to run to the gas station
The cops want to talk but it doesn't happen
Look at me like that one more time and you'll get a slap
All brothers armed, we whistle at your girlfriend
The little cunt gets horny and just smiles at us
After 10 minutes she sends me a picture of her naked
And asks do you want to fuck me tonight

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

Z to the E, the one who has tried every vodka that
Exists in the world and then pours even more
Into his glass and then chugs whole bottles of whiskey
Then I write your partner a pretty nice text
Let's fight for the woman at your side, you stupid cripple
I'll knock all your teeth out, crutches won't help
I take a spin around Teltow city to pass the time
And I'm not talking about money, but in a year I'll be rich
I wear Adidas clothes, no designer, you posers
Even though people advise me to change my dress code
Because I look like a bum, buy a 2nd bottle of schnapps
And if you're puking over the toilet, our evening is just beginning
You're begging for hours, don't take my girlfriend away
Don't need rich parents but end up in bed with the bitch
Tell the mother in the morning, hey your daughter was naughty
Can you make something to eat, I'm hungry as hell

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

my phone rings: Unknown
The bitch gets jealous and almost loses her mind
my phone rings: I decline
Because the sluts are lining up, they all want my dick

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