He rides casually on his moped, bothers me with his coke
Sends sex pics to my Nokia, he wants Netflix on my sofa
He can make himself important like Oprah, cook dishes and play poker
Tell stories like my grandpa, buy me drinks until I'm in a coma
He takes care of my heating, while bragging about his property
Fixes this line for me, signals his wealth to me
He opens my beer, he's in a gaming frenzy, holds the door open for me
Shows me understanding, gives compliments, so intelligent, he has every insight
He picks me up with his Audi and goes skiing with me
Has overly cute pets and laughs at my jokes
He knows he looks good, but pretends he doesn't know
He would love to undress me, but is afraid I'll dismiss him
He knows exactly what I like - white wine and champagne
He acts cheeky to me, because sucking up is whack
He can just pull off his show
No fear that I'll check it out
He invites me to his home party, but everyone else is gone

Whether married or solo - he wants sex
Whether hetero or homo - he wants sex
Whether hard or soft, young or gray
Black or white, dumb or smart
Poor or rich, silent or loud
He wants sex
You want to fuck me
But you can't because I forbid it
I'm too much for you
You want to touch my tits
But you can't because I forbid it

I'm too much for you
I'm too much for you, too-too-too much for you
I'm too much for you
Because you're a whore
I'm too much for you, too-too-too much for you
I'm too much for you
Remember that

He drives a BMW, his teeth Blend-a-med
He never comes late, washes his hair with Pantene
Because he's a guy to lean on, wants to hold my hand while shopping
And roll a blunt for me every day, doesn't want to look at any other bride
He has thirty K on Instagram, full beard like Genghis Khan
He speaks seven languages, every bitch wants to blow him
Has his spending pants on, brags about his big dick
He's really weird, man, I won't let him near anyway

Whether married or solo - he wants sex
Whether hetero or homo - he wants sex
Whether hard or soft, young or gray
Black or white, dumb or smart
Poor or rich, silent or loud
He wants sex
You want to fuck me
But you can't because I forbid it
I'm too much for you!
You want to touch my tits
But you can't because I forbid it

I'm too much for you
I'm too much for you, too-too-too much for you
I'm too much for you
Because you're a whore
I'm too much for you, too-too-too much for you
I'm too much for you
Remember that

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