I'm planning a kidnapping
To steal your love
My strategies don't work
And my imagination grows

I live in a fictional world
With a single commitment
To conquer you and give you all my attention
But your parents are giving you to another man
That you barely know
And here I am without a solution

I wish I was Hulk to protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman, there would be no scary nights
The Batcave, our love nest

If I were Spider-Man, for a kiss
I would climb effortlessly one hundred feet to get to your balcony
And if someone asks you about your favorite hero
Tell them it's me

I see a planet in my dreams
We will love each other there
With my sword I would rescue you
It costs nothing to dream

I would do the impossible
If I were The Invisible Man
And I would steal you as fast as The Flash
But those are only scenes, comics that are not true
There are no powers, I have no agility

I wish I was Hulk to protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman, there would be no scary nights
The Batcave, our love nest

If I were Spider-Man, for a kiss
I would climb effortlessly one hundred feet to get to your balcony
And if someone asks you about your favorite hero
Tell them it's me

(That's the golden touch right there
The king is back
I wanna be your super hero
Your paladin of love
You've got that baby?)

I wish I was Hulk to protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman, there would be no scary nights
The Batcave, our love nest

If I were Spider-Man, for a kiss
I would climb effortlessly one hundred feet to get to your balcony
And if someone asks you, your favorite hero
Then tell them it's me, then tell them it's me

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